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From now on, Spring Break is just a countdown to being over.

Me:  “I wonder who would win in a fight between a crow and a goose.” He:  “Depends on the goose.”

“Mom only watches Dr. Who because she gets drinks.”

“Maybe she’ll see an unusual bird.”

“Yeah, I’m a genius.”

“I wish I was dead.  Not dead.  Just napping.”

“Kellen – you can’t even smell crack.”